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AndyCast_043

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Theme Song - thank you Geoff Smith http://www.thegeoffsmith.com

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UB Intro

UB Theme - courtesy of Geoff Smith

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POLL Results - Poll theme song courtesy of Derek K Miller from the Penmachines Podcast

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Warning

Theme Song - thank you Geoff Smith http://www.thegeoffsmith.com

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Paris Hilton in the news again. More pictures of her floating around. Lawyers for ms Hilton wonder, why can’t she just keep her damn clothes on…..a question I’ve been asking for quite some time.

Myspace sued by parents whose children assaulted by online predators. In a related story, \he number of children adopted by myspace has risen dramatically due to the fact that parents continue to relinquish their duties and hand control of their teens to a freaking website. I call it emancipation by absenteeism.

A story ripped from Canadian headlines courtesy of the Washington Post…Express daily newspaper. The sleepy town of Herouxville Quebec has passed a law banning immigrants from stoning women. I guess there’s a real big problem there…enough to warrant passing a law. Typical AndyCast investigation finds that the law says nothing about immigrants stoning men nor does it speak to non-immigrants stoning anyone. It seems to me they must haven loosen up the marijuana laws in Quebec. It sure seems like a lot of people are already stoned.

NASA astronaut drives from Houston to Orlando in a diaper to confront affair of fellow astronauts. Sounds to me like a new ride in Future World…

UB Intro

UB Theme - courtesy of Geoff Smith

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UB disclaimer Alan from the DinkyCast podcast

POLL Results

#21. What’s the lamest New Year’s Resolution You’ve Ever Made?

• Grow a ponytail¹: 20% (3)
• to add an answer to the poll¹: 20% (3)
• Eat more raw meat?: 13% (2)
• to gain weight¹: 13% (2)
• Create more pollution¹: 13% (2)
• Cut the ponytail¹: 7% (1)
• Subscribe to Andycast¹: 7% (1)
• Enjoy a same sex partner¹: 7% (1)
• Stop licking the dog?: 0% (0)

Total Votes : 15
¹ = Added by a guest

Next Week’s Poll….What the worst Valentine’s Day gift you’ve ever given or received?

Closing

Thank you to Dave and Heather from 2 Boobs and a Baby plus….in advance for being great sports about their uninformed biography.

Very special thanks to the incomparable Scarborough Dude from the DicksNJanes podcast for his comment on his own Uninformed Biography

Thank you to Mostly Charles from the Cadenhead News….errr…Charles Cadenhead from Mostly News for his thought provoking and insightful comments on last weeks show

thanks to Steve formerly of the UK but now in Iowa…..Steve’s actually always been in Iowa but for some reason he’s led me to believe he was in the UK…hmmm…well…I guess we’re even since he thought I was Adam from the MacCast…

Thank you also to Sydney from the Marblecast for her compliments for the last show and for a couple of shout outs on her show….

Thanks to Bruce Murray from the Zedcast for almost commenting….sorry things didn’t work out Bruce….but thanks for playing the home game and welcome back from DisneyWorld…you rotten #$#@#@%^@.

Thank you to Jennifer Navarrete of the Morning Brew Cast for having a listen and or sending e-mail …welcome Jennifer!

Hey if you are a new listener and are looking for the AndyCast archives…I’ll slowly be re-releasing those shows in a new podcast…long time listeners will recall the failed AndyCast Deuce…well…it’s being resurrected as the AndyCast Deuce but will have the original show posted and a second version of the show with a directors cut style thing….we’ll see how it works out over time…I hope to have AndyCast_003 posted soon…andycast2.andycast.net

Podcast peers

Meebo chat

Please drop by the show site…www.andycast.net I’ve added a new feature. It’s a jabber chat client right on the main AndyCast site in the upper right corner. I have it hooked in to my chat programs…so that if you visit the site, you can drop me a line….

And lastly if you like what you hear hear the please tell a friend..or two…or 57…the more the merrier

You can get in touch with me any number of ways..you can phone me in Seattle…206-339-2639
you can send e-mail messages to andycast@gmail.com
if you are on the AndyCast site and you have a microphone attached to your computer you can record a voice message via the Odeo recorder.

That’s all I got…I hope to get a show out real soon….famous last word, eh?

Until next time….thank you for listening.

So long.